1x08

1x08 is an upcoming episode on Better Than Revenge.

Summary
Caitlin, Joey, Vanessa, Gwen, Sofia, Virginia, Jasmine, Nia, and Mikayla all trapped in a the library. They all whine about being trapped in the room. A male librarian walks in and slams the door saying, "I heard someone say make out." He begins to flirt with Caitlin. The librarian wants to do Caitlin which disgusts everyone. Soon Caitlin gets rid of him, however they are all still stuck in the library.

After the commercial break:

Cait is disapointed that she's stuck in the library, and Mikayla tells her she needs a break from boys. Caitlin ignores that, and say she wonders what Mark is doing now, and thinks he's kissing another girl. Katherine, irriated, says "Caitlin. Twinkle, twinkle little slut, name one guy you haven't fucked." Later, Gwen asks Joey how he got into Washington University, and he responds that he is a genius.

Subplot
Sarah goes on a blind date with Mark.

Quotes
Cait: My boobs can do a lot.

Virginia: She is the slut of the generation.

Cait: ''Librarian, It would be nice to have sex with you, but first I gotta see if you have abs. So stop pinning me, and take off your shirt.''

Gwen: ''SHUT UP CAIT. SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL BS. YOUR LIFE IS GREAT. I HAVE TO WORK MY BUTT OFF TO STAY HERE AND THERE ARE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA. DON'T PITY YOURSELF JUST BECAUSE GUYS LIKE YOU.'' Nia: I AGREE WITH GWEN. Kath: ''When do you NOT agree with her. Are you gay for her or something?''

Librarian: ''Cait, fuck me. I wanna fuck you. Being a virgin is so hard.''

Cait: ''But he's been mad with me for the past few days because I made out with Daniel, but Daniel is hot and so is Mark, so I wanted to make out with Daniel and Mark and my only option right now is Joey and he isn't even hot. Joey: I'm full of hot.''

Cait: ''Wait. Mark and Daniel aren't here.'' Mikayla: ''So?  Cait: I have no one to make out with.'' Katherine: ''Yeah, Caitlin, go one night without having sex or making out. How will you ever survive?''

Katherine: ''Wow. This guy is worse than the announcer that has a crush on Sofia.''